Nessie Spotted!

I can just hear Willie from the Simpsons spouting a muddled torent in a poor Scottish accent, “Back to the loch (insert phlegm hocker sound) with you Nessie!” In East Sussex in the UK the Loch Ness Monster has made an appearance in John Dobson’s garden. The beastie was created over 17 years of pruning and snipping to get the head, tail, and humps just right. And he’s now growing one for a neighbor. Makes me wonder if I could maybe just let my crabgrass grow and weave it into a lake monster in my own back yard. Hmmmmm, I wonder. Read the full story here.
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