The Immortal Police, or Is Sting a Vampire?
OK Strange Readers I have had some, let us say, unusual friends in my time. One of which always insisted that Sting must surely be a vampire. While it is true that the man never seems to age, I would chock that up to Yoga practices, healthy eating, and lots of that Tantric sex we’ve all heard rumors about. Be that as it may, unless you’ve been living under a rock you’ve probably heard about the amazing new reunion concert tour The Police are doing this year. What an exciting event to be able to see. I remember having their albums on cassette and playing them in high school, and later college, until the they sounded like they were being played through a pool of molasses. Thank goodness you can get their amazing new Police cd and have a format that doesn’t get all stretchy. Man I cannot wait to buy the double-disc Police cd, which will be released by A&M Records on June 11th, 2007. Can you play a cd until it warps? – I think not. Just check out all the tracks on this mega album – you’ll have Police tunes out the wazoo with this one.
Track Listings
Disc: 1
1. Fallout
2. Can’t Stand Losing You
3. Next to You
4. Roxanne
5. Truth Hits Everybody
6. Hole in My Life
7. So Lonely
8. Message in a Bottle
9. Reggatta de Blanc
10. Bring on the Night
11. Walking on the Moon
12. Don’t Stand So Close to Me
13. Driven to Tears
14. Canary in a Coalmine
Disc: 2
1. Do Do Do de da da Da
2. Voices Inside My Head
3. Invisible Sun
4. Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic
5. Spirits in the Material World
6. Demolition Man
7. Every Breath You Take
8. Synchronicity I
9. Wrapped Around Your Finger
10. Walking in Your Footsteps
11. Synchronicity II
12. King of Pain
13. Murder by Numbers
14. Tea in the Sahara
I think I’ll be listening to this one while I do Yoga, eat some sprouts, and have plenty of Tantric day long sex. Now you too strange Reader – get out there and get your Police cd and maybe you can live forever like me and Sting. Sting wishes he was me by the way 
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