Be The Monster
Right now we may need an actor or two for our haunt nights. We are mostly family and friends here, but this years haunt is slightly larger than previous years and we can’t grow new haunters fast enough in the laboratory 
Contact me at the address below if:
1. You are available October 30th, 6-8 and the 31st 7-9 and at least one day for an hour or so prior to these dates to cover some basic monster scaractor training.
2. You are responsible enough to do what you’re told and be where you commit to be when we need you to be there.
3. You are willing to sign a release form - or your parents if you are under 18. Basically it’s the same thing your school has you sign when you go on a field trip.
4. You can go three hours without needing to leave your post to smoke.
5. You are perfectly willing to work to exhaustion without any compensation (that means no money) except the satisfaction of getting to scare the crap out of people.
6. You can treat our home with the same respect you would treat your own - IE not as your personal playground but rather as serious business. Haunting and scaring people can be inherently dangerous. Getting people to jump and scream in the dark without falling or otherwise hurting themselves is dependent on timing and planning believe it or not and has to be a team effort to make it both safe and fun for everyone.
If you think you’d like to give this a try (yes, I’m talking to the young blokes who knocked on my door this past weekend) then please do contact us at the below email address. You’ll have to type it in yourself - I had to put it in a graphic to avoid SPAM. You can also call my cell phone at (814)931-6390, but don’t be surprised if it takes me a minute or two to catch on to what you want - I have no social graces on the telephone.
Beastly Wishes,
Patrick Nottingham
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