Hey there. You’re awesome for wanting to contact me, but I really can’t figure out why anyone would want to do that. Be that as it may, I used to have a lovely contact form here with all the usual bells and whistles. However, mostly what I got was SPAM so I removed it. If you want to get ahold of me, just go over to my Instagram, give me a follow, and DM me. My Instagram is always on the front page of this blog.

Or you can take my first name, string it together with my last so it’s all one word, then tack @gmail.com to the back. And lickity split, there you go. You’ll have to type it though because people suck and ruin everything.