I struggled a bit on where to start this endeavor. Since it’s Juneteenth – the anniversary of the freeing of the last slaves in the US – I think it’s only fair to dedicate this post to that.

I’ll confess that I’m a white person with no black friends. Really though, I have no friends so that probably had something to do with that. With that in mind, I’d be lying if I said I knew about Juneteenth before this year. Since I’m certainly no expert, watch Amber Ruffin of Late Night, and she’ll inform and entertain you about it.

Here we go. *Smashes imaginary champagne bottle against imaginary ship’s hull*