Once upon a time I voted for a celebrity to be President of the United States. No, not Donald Trump. The man I voted for was Ronald Reagan, and I made that spectacular blunder the very first time I was able to vote. Looking back it’s pretty clear – this truly is the dumbest timeline. Incompetent and unqualified POTUS – check. Politicizing health precautions like wearing masks to stop the spread of a deadly virus – check. The US releases video of pilots seeing UFOs and no one cares – check. People disputing whether black and brown people are in fact people – check.

I won’t even mention that this timeline and/or universe has zero super heroes.