I freely admit that I blatantly stole this from Cheezeburger.com. You can go visit them to read the original, and of, course, they stole it from Twitter so there’s that. I was originally going to just embed the original Tweet, but the Twitter user @OptimoPrincip doesn’t seem to exist anymore. A throw away account perhaps?

I don’t know if this story is entirely true, but I really hope it is. I didn’t go fact-checking because I really don’t want to know. As far as I’m concerned it truly should be real and it is as far as I’m concerned. Use the arrows to page through it all.