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Monthly Archives: July 2020

A 2000 Year Old Tale of a Cursed Ring

I freely admit that I blatantly stole this from Cheezeburger.com. You can go visit them to read the original, and of, course, they stole it from Twitter so there’s that. I was originally going to just embed the original Tweet, but the Twitter user @OptimoPrincip doesn’t seem to exist anymore. A throw away account perhaps?

I don’t know if this story is entirely true, but I really hope it is. I didn’t go fact-checking because I really don’t want to know. As far as I’m concerned it truly should be real and it is as far as I’m concerned. Use the arrows to page through it all.

One does not simply find a cursed Roman ring and not write about it.

In Case You Weren’t Sure, We Live In The Dumbest Timeline

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Once upon a time I voted for a celebrity to be President of the United States. No, not Donald Trump. The man I voted for was Ronald Reagan, and I made that spectacular blunder the very first time I was … Continue reading →

Currently Listening to Modern English – I Melt With You (from Quarantine)

I was in 10th grade when this song hit the airwaves. If you’re not a person who came of age in the early 80s you might have heard it in Stranger Things on Netflix. I, however, remember it most from the movie Valley Girl which starred a very young Nic Cage.

This movie is everything you imagine the 80s to be.

I found this version of I Melt With You on the Nerdist. Yes, we’ve all been stuck in our houses more than normal, but out of that has come some amazing art. Hearing this made me happier than I would’ve thought it should’ve. Maybe that’s the anxiety of 2020 looking for any excuse chill and be joyful or maybe it’s just a damn good song to stir my nostalgia. Either way I hope you enjoy it if you’ve stumbled onto it here.

Currently Listening to Attack of the Tiki Titans by Sheiks of Neptune

just discovered the Sheiks of Neptune today. Give a listen if you dare.

From the outer reaches of the galaxy, the Sheiks of Neptune travel through space in their trusty rusty cosmonaughty spaceship, The Chuggernaut on a never ending quest for booze, cat girls and booze.

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